Sweaty Leather Bun Boys 

Tight Buttocks gleam in the night

Clad in leather that's oh so tight

See them marching through the streets

The awesome power of their mighty cheeks

Sweaty Leather, Sweaty Leather, Sweaty 

Leather Bun boys

It's guaranteed to get you some bush

Black leather on a calloused tush

Banging heads and shaking rumps

All their minds are in the dumps

Once you've joined them there's no turning back

Feel the leather caressing your crack

Sweaty Leather, Sweaty Leather, Sweaty 

Leather Bun boys

It's guaranteed to get you some bush

Black leather on a calloused tush

Ow! Yeah yeah! Ow! No no!

[High tech futuristic computer voice: Sweaty Leather Bun Boys]

They are so sweaty!

Rock and Roll Hot Radio Summer Nights

I masturbated about you last night

Just thought I'd let ya know

Cuz you're the only girl who drives me crazy dontcha know

I had my doubts and that's for sure

I've been in love before

But when you touch me there, you leave me wanting more

Mama said you're too good for me, I had to slap the bitch

Cuz I'm a genuine Bud man

This song is gonna make me rich

On the golf course of life  I've seen so many holes

Grab a hold of my nine iron baby

We'll do some rock and roll!

Cuz your such a hot woman I can't get enough

The way you make me cum when you call

I'm gonna fill your cup

Can't you see that we're in love, it's never ever gonna end

Our love will last ten billion years, it's hotter than the sun

You can put your faith in me chile, cuz you're the only one

When I see your rockin' eyes, I know that you'll love me despite the size

I know I'll love you til the day I die

You know that it's true baby, why would I lie?

Cuz your such a hot woman I can't get enough

The way you make me cum when you call

I'm gonna fill your cup

Can't you see that we're in love, it's never ever gonna end

Rock and Roll Hot! Radio Summer Nights

Wait a minute did I say that I loved you?

I guess that I was wrong

Cuz I'm only 45 years old and I found another blonde

Dontcha know I'm in love with her, more than I loved you

I wrote this song for her now baby, but you can listen too

Rock and Roll Hot! Radio Summer Nights

Drinking Beer with a blue jean girl in the back of my Subaru

Rock and Roll Hot! Radio Summer Nights

Spank Me

Dominatrix  out on the floor dressed up like a cop

I can't take my eyes away from your riding crop

You bend over to fix your stocking,  I've got a certain fixation

I'm in dire need of your anal stimulation

You always said I was real high class

Now you're looking down the barrel of my  ass

Spank Me! Rock me through the night!

Spank me! Turn out the light

Spank me! Put me back in the saddle

Spank me! Put me under the paddle!

My rear is ravaged from your vicious attacks

Your love leaves a sting

My rump is hungry for a midnight smack

So take another swing

I don't need no head shrink baby

With you I'm set free

You really take a load off my mind

So put me over your knee

Your therapy is not for the meek

You're leaving your mark on my cheeks

Babe

Babe! You know you really move me!

Babe! You know you really groove me!

See  you struttin' in your spandex pants

I wanna love you again and again now Babe!

You know you really move me

I see you flirtin' with all the men

I wanna love you you're more than  a ten

I've got to have a piece of your mind

But that's not all babe, you know what I'm talkin' about

Babe! You know I really need  you.

Babe! You know I want to seed you!

You said you wanted to tease me 

I said honey that's fine

I know you're just a silly little bitch

I'm gonna make you mine

See you out on the dance floor

Lord you look so good! 

I wanna make sweet love to ya mamma

If only I could

Babe  you know you really move me

Babe you know you really groove me

Oh my god baby here she comes

She's looking like a god damn wet dream

So I took her back to my place

Now I want you to do me a little bit harder baby

I want you to do me a little bit faster now baby 

Cuz I'm gonna unload on you Aw Yea!

Babe! Sweet Babe

Aw Yea

The Hippie Song

Girl to see you laugh without a care

The way the sun shines on your golden hair

Your sipping wine as if you were a queen

You must have stepped out of one of my dreams

I can't help it got to say it aloud

To see your love cascading from the clouds

When the birds are flying in the sky

You're not the kind who would ask them why

Girl when I see you I go out of my head

I should have listened to what the flowers said

They said to tell  you just how do I feel

They said to find if our lovin' was real

As a tear drops from your eye

There are children playing in a bed of flowers

Until we meet again I'm counting the hours

Put on my head band and I walk down town

To the place where our friends hang around

I see your crimson beads flash in the light

I know it's you and it'll be alright

When you kiss me girl I know that it's true

Yes I know that I will always love you

Girl when I see you I go out of my head

I'm glad I listened to what the flowers said

They said to tell  you just how do I feel

They said to find if our lovin' was real

As a tear drops from your eye

A-hoooo!

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